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myspace mirror picture

When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.

They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.
Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.

Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!

Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol
by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006
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mirror face

The various faces people make in front of the mirror as if someone was standing opposite them. It is usually their best face, best look.
She smiled at him with great confidence gained from her rehearsed mirror face.
by Dr Danielle White June 21, 2006
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Eating Breakfast On A Mirror

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.
John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"
by cows float all the time October 25, 2008
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motorial mirror reflex

(MMR for short)

When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.
"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"
by Dirtyminded December 26, 2009
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mirror monk

Most solid guy on the streets. Intelligent as hell, being friends with a guy like this you’ll learn a thing or two. You’ll definitely fall in love with his personality and vibe.
Mirror Monk always speaks the truth
by Dipppp February 9, 2018
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Laser Gun Mirror

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal
"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'
by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019
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mirror fuck

When one stares at their reflection so long they develop a severe admiration of what they see in the mirror. This severe admiration becomes a "mirror fuck" when they give themselves a once over and it looks like they're raping their reflection with their own eyes.
I looked so hot right before I left my house, that I mirror fucked myself for about 20 minutes before I finally left to go to the club!
by impo1kd April 20, 2007
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