MIRLF

"Mom I'd Really Like (to) Fuck"

"Jon Rodgers mom is a MIRLF"

by Wanafuckjonsmom March 11, 2005

Mirfifi

a hooker well-known on the streets

"i slept with mirfifi"
"so did everyone else"

by mooshienuggetblah June 1, 2010

millifecal

The international standard unit (SI) for measuring bullshit. Abbreviated as mF.

Usually measured via Bullshit Meter.

The standard millifecal scale:

000-150 mF = Fib
151-270 mF = White Lie
271-400 mF = Smells Funky...
401-531 mF = Crap
532-780 mF = Bullshit!
781-999 mF = No F***ing Way.
1000-9000 mF: You are advised to seek help if you regularly find your daily bullshit exposure levels within this range.
Over 9000 mF: Fatal.

Man 1: Tell me again what the millifecal is based on?
Man 2: It’s basically how much you can poop in one day.
*loud electrical whine*
Man 1: Whoa, you're registering 553mF on my Bullshit Meter!
Man 2: Good. I wondered if that thing still worked.

Dude 1: Quiet! I can't hear the State of the Union Address!
President on TV: "... and our economy is looking better every day!"
Dude 2: Ha. What would you rate that?
Dude 1: About 650 millifecals.

by The Craftsman December 4, 2013

Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)

Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.)

Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)

by JayyTheOrc January 9, 2009

mirlinda

Mirlinda is an Albanian or Romanian girls name, she is often very kind, but if she doesn't like you, she wishes you death. In addition she is very honest and doesn't really mess around when she is asked about her opinion.
Although, she is a very fiesty girl, shy in the streets, wild in the sheets!!!

Hey, she told me she doesn't like my sweater!
Wow, she must be a Mirlinda!

by balkanygirl145 January 2, 2017

Midlife

Midlife,
Do dont let him check your shorts.
Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife"
Substanial penalty for early withdrawl

Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan!

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Midlife gender

When you get to a point in your life where you realise there’s not 11 genders and everyone is smoking crack you then go back to your birth gender as reality has hit

Vicky: I just turned 46 realised I am a women

Sev: oh Yh that phase when we we’re all smoking crack was crazy

Vicky: Yh THERES only two genders fucking idiots

Sev: Yh midlife gender when you realise you are your original gender is where it’s at

by Mekout April 27, 2020