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American Military University

A for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt.
Guy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"
Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT."
by Justin Elmo December 13, 2014
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Hutaree Militia

1. A radical right-wing militia group based in Lenawee County, Michigan, about 30 miles southwest of Ann Arbor. The word "Huntaree" means "Christian Warrior" in the group's secret language. (A related Huntaree group is located in Utah.)

2. A group of idiots who believe that Christ wants them to murder police officers and start a global insurrection.

Members of the Militia come from Michigan, Ohio, Utah and Indiana. They are convinced that a war against the Anti-Christ is imminent and they identify the enemy as the U.S. government. In late March 2010, nine members of the Hutaree Militia were arrested for plotting to kill local law enforcement officials, an act they believed would "spark" a national uprising against the government.

The Militia was led by David Brian Stone, who trained his members in paramilitary operations using semi-automatic weapons and mock roadside bombs. Their plan was to murder a local police officer and then bomb the funeral, leading to the mass slaughter of dozens if not hundreds of local and state police officials. All in the name of Christ.
"Did you hear about that Hutaree Militia group in Adrian? They think FEMA is building secret concentration camps. I hear they're big fans of Glen Beck."
by Peter Kobs March 30, 2010
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military luxury

A way of saying there is little to no luxury, like most military vehicles have.

It's no where near as luxurious as a Mercedes, but it will get you from point A to point B, and it is better than walking. Mostly relates to vehicles.
Person 1:"The seats on your car are uncomfortable, and don't have any padding. The AC and the Heater do not work. It Rides very rough and it is very confined and dark in here."
Person 2:"hey that's military luxury for you."
by I do stuff sometimes April 23, 2014
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military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.
person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust
by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018
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Spider Militia

A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.
Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010
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The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.
Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.
by Bofasmith October 19, 2019
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Roblox-military syndrome

Roblox-Military syndrome is when someone is addicted to military-training simulations on roblox, and won't stop talking about it for hours or even days in extreme cases. It is not fatal, in fact it does not cause any harm at all, in some cases it does the opposite depending on the accuracy of the simulation.
I think that they have Roblox-military syndrome.
by TorsTheBirb April 18, 2022
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