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Militia Etheridge

A online gaming clan made up of "Women, with a different preference..." as thier saying goes. They are lesbos that play mostly action games. Thier clan tag is M\/E.
Are we playing Militia Etheridge in a clan match tonight?
by Gladdis July 6, 2004
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Maller Militia

Hardcore listeners and fans of The Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio. Well known for being blocked by William "Shatzy" Shatner after wishing him a Happy Birthday on Twitter. #MallerMilitia
"It was bloody knuckle boxing, it got ugly, it was heated Eddie, you know the name of the guy Eddie? What's the name of the guy?" "We wanted the Maller Militia to reach out to William Shatner" "It was Maller Militia vs Trekkies" ; "(Shatner) was so overwhelmed by the Maller Militia He was trying to block everyone" "He ends up accidentally following several members of the Maller Militia" "Shatner's following me Bennnnnnn!"
by specter woodland March 30, 2017
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Whiskey Militia

1. Place where you can find the sickest brands in the biz and for next to nothing—run by people like Robin Hood and his Merry Men…uh…minus the rad tights and feather hats.
2. Site pledged to surf and skate that delivers one fix at a time, 'til you're shaky, sweaty, and compromising your morals for more. Drops one stupidly marked-down deal each night at midnight and sell it 'til it's gone
3. Site committed to making sure you don’t look like a douchebag selling surf, skate gear for dirt cheap. Cheaper than your mom because there’s not much time to make money when you’re this busy being pompous.
Whiskey Militia rad fixpompous
by Candicewh February 20, 2009
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Linus Milheiser

To be a Linus Milheiser, you have to be really amazing at everything, and to be really cool and the best at what you do.
LeBron James is the goat, he is a Linus Milheiser
by Craigg Stevens February 18, 2023
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militia

An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.
The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.

The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003
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metal militia

Group of hardcore metal fans, not pussy-metal hair-band fans, but real hardcore metal-music fans. Often spotted sporting riveted armbands, black leather trenchcoats, heavy metal-plated boots and long, black hair. Will frequently haedbang, play air-guitar and do the metal/satan hand-sign.
Dude, with that totally gay pink shirt, I'd try to avoid the metal milita over there if I were you.
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
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Clown Militia

The Clown Militia is a loosely organized group of pro-gun activists who, through their ineptitude, are actually working to restrict gun rights and get guns banned. They do things like organizing groups of people to openly carry guns into coffee shops to scare people. They believe this will eventually make people more comfortable around guns, and thus "normalize" the public display of firearms. Instead the police are usually called and the Clown Militia are detained for psychiatric evaluation. It also gets guns banned from those same coffee shops, and the open carry of guns outlawed (the Clown Militia actually accomplished this in California).

The Clown Militia is usually made up of middle-aged video gamers and people who play Dungeons and Dragons or dress up for LARP (Live Action Role Playing). They plan their protests in their mother's basements and on internet chat sites that cater to the gun culture/single men looking for love.

They don't have a standard uniform, but are encouraged to wear camouflage, SWAT gear, or t-shirts with the phrase "MOLON LABE" (Greek for "I take it up the ass"). NRA hats and pins are optional, as even the NRA wants absofuckinglutely nothing to do with these clowns.

Despite their misguided ambitions, the Clown Militia is actually the 2nd Amendment's worst nightmare. There is some speculation that they're actually part of the anti-gun movement working to make gun owners look crazy and dangerous, but proof has been elusive.
Person 1: I was at the mall today and there were a bunch of people with guns getting kicked out of the coffee shop!

Person 2: That's weird. Were they cops or something?

Person 1: No, actually they looked like they just got out of a comic book convention or something.

Person 2: Oh, that's probably the Clown Militia then. They're just crazy people with guns.

Person 1: Ah, that makes sense.
by jmb1911 November 1, 2013
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