mikolaj

a polish man who lives in Poland with no wallet

Hi Mikolaj, where is your wallet?

by cxcvxcvxxcvxcvxcv March 13, 2017

Mikola

A person that has a lot of sex with super hot and sexy girls (mostly older). This Mikola has silent charm and can hook up with anyone that they want to with out saying many words.

Guy1- man i wish i was Mikola he gets mad pussy all day long.

Girl1- OMFG i totally want to hook up with Mikola we like never talked but he is so fucking sexy.

by sexy coed September 9, 2011

Mikolaj

A fat polish prick with a scrotum looking ass afro. He is physically weak and appears subhuman in nature. He has an attraction to fat human males and females.

Mikolaj is gay

by Giga sigma ultra alpha chad April 6, 2022

Mikola

the reflection of a very sexy person (usually of the female gender) in the mirror. this reflection often makes its human counterpart jizz their pants and/or wish thy were another human being so hey could have sex with this 'mikola'. Mikola refers to any persons reflection that is above the normal level of sexiness

daayyyuumm my mikola is sexy

by teradaktyll April 29, 2011

Mikolaj

Usually a sly lying asshole who will think he is good at everything and steal any character on a game that is good only once someone uses them

Person 1, hey have you been talking to mikolaj recently?
Person 2, no im staying away from that guy.

by Legit irish gangster May 6, 2020

Mikolaj

Someone you can trust with your deepest darkest secrets, a perfect partner/ Boyfriend, he's rude but once you get to know him, you'd be obsessed w him hehe, oh and he loves boobies

Mikolaj you boobies obsessed mf

by Zblee April 21, 2022

Mikolaj

He is useless and difficult. he is that guy that thinks he is the smartest out of all his friends.

Imagine being a mikolaj

by LeggoBricks July 19, 2020