Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

King Mike

Tell dark handsome Dominant Male who speaks his mind.

Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.

Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.

He has the charm and the appeal to be like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.

by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019

KB MIKE

KB Mike is the most underrated artist in the world. He is so sweet and goofy asl. He understands people pain and turns it into lyrics or it could even be his pain. His music is so calming and it’s like my happy place the only thing is I get in my feelings but feel great after. Another thing about this man he toxic but it’s okay tho I like him for him brotherly wise. This is literally my 💜 in brotherly form. Talking to him also makes my day he will text back depending on what he says. He also in a relationship and I need people to respect that. All this just came from my heart-Lele💜

Umm I don’t know what to put for this

But follow KB Mike on Instagram @kbmikee_

by KB Mike May 7, 2021

King Mike Luster

Tall Handsome Gemini Male

Super Drug for Sapiosexual females

Heterosexual Spiritual Kemetic Warrior

Last descendant of the Solomon Christ mind

Deep thinker wises man in the land

Young charismatic type of guy who conquers

Mr make that shit happen by any means

Rapper from Michigan by ways of Los Angeles

The Greatest conquer mentally in the land after the greatest warriors name was King Mike Luster

by Isaiah Campbell December 7, 2019

Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

killa mike

a killa mike is a guy who's dick is so big its hurts the girl he's having sex with or "kills her"...mike is just a common name so that's why we started using it...this is a common saying in western michigan

i heard her screaming all last night from the basement....must've been killa mike

by bam10 June 15, 2009

You know who's Mike?

Some kind of DN joke

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"

by HapUnicorn June 27, 2021