In the Microwave?

When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?"

Originated in Topeka, Kansas:
"I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave."
"OH YEAH! In the microwave?"

Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling!
Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling!
Victor: In the microwave?

by Urka March 23, 2008

Microwave Intuition

To pop something in the microwave, and then leave. Then to suddenly drift back towards the microwave just in time to when it hits 0. Basically, to be able to tell when your food is done, just by your intuition.

"Hey, why does Joe always get his food so quickly?"

"He has microwave intuition"

by Volleyball Blaiser October 5, 2011

Microwave Sadism

Pleasure and amusement as a result of watching small animals perish in agony after being locked in a microwave oven (and set on high).

This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.

After his parents discovered a third dead cat in their microwave, Jimmy was admitted to intensive therapy sessions due to his microwave sadism.

by juiceCULT August 3, 2012

microanus

A concerning deficiency in which a man or woman has an abnormally small and concerning anus. A magnifying glass of some sort would be required to see this quite pathetic-looking genitalia.

Suzy Q: Aight, I gotta take a shit.
Bo: Same here.
Suzy Q: Of course you do.

~49 minutes later~
Suzy Q: Ayo, Bo! You doing alright there?
Bo: We've got a problem.
Suzy Q: Oh shit, do you have a... microanus. No wonder you're taking so god damn long! HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THE SHIT OUT, YOU FUCKER.
Bo: ... aight

by nutmachine696 February 19, 2018

pre-microwave

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.

"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Microhard

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007

Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.

I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014