dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

cock mileage

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.

Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.

by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010

chris mclean

most sexiest canadian tv host ever in total drama history

“who is that HOT SEXY BEAST right there??!!” me: “it’s chris mclean!”

by rose mclean November 24, 2021

Mislead

To move someone in the wrong direction,also to confuse him.

Oh man.I think that guy misleaded me.

by BlackPohatu September 8, 2016

mileage whore

Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.

She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.

by KPinOH September 14, 2006

lightning mclean

A name for the ship between Jason Grace and Piper McLean in Rick Riordan's series The Heros of Olympus. Jason is a son of Zeus so he has lightning powers, thus providing the "Lightning" part of Lightning McLean. Piper's last name is McLean, adding that to the ship name. Most people prefer the ship name Jasper for this couple, but Lighning McLean is sometimes thought to be a more fun alternative, as it sounds like Lightning McQueen, the main character in the Disney-Pixar movie Cars.

Fangirl: I love the ship Lightning McLean!!!!

by Idkjustsomestuff January 10, 2015

Ron Maclean’d

Named after Hockey Night In Canada Sportscaster; Used to describe an act of disloyalty and deception by a sneaky person who is only interested in his/her own well being and interests.

I don’t understand why you didn’t listen when we told you that your sister in-law was going to Ron Maclean you.

Ouch, sorry to hear you got Ron Maclean’d

by Shaune George Pratt November 16, 2019