Methylphenidate

The most common form of stimulant used to treat ADHD (Attention Deficit hyperactivity Disorder)
It is sold under the brand name Ritalin and Concerta; which comes in many different dosages depending on your circumstances

Methylphenidate was first made in 1944, and was identified as a stimulant in 1954

by nedkelly70 October 12, 2020

Methuselarity

A theoretical future point in time when all of the medical conditions that cause human death will be eliminated and death would occur only by accident or homicide. A blend of Methuselah and singularity; coined in 2010 by Dr. Aubrey de Grey.

Once we reach the Methuselarity, we will live in a world where 400 year olds are getting spanked by the local 600 year old, 300 year old basement dwellers leech off their 330 year old parents, and the family 900 year old who makes the most in pensions and Social Security will outtalk everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table and tell the entire family how things were better back when he was in his 200s.

by RubberGimp May 30, 2021

old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly

she is as old as methuselah

by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

Methuen Girl

A Methuen Girl is a girl that lives in Methuen,Massachusetts who typically wears tight PINK Victoria Secret yoga pants, black eyeliner on the top and bottom of her eyes, tons of mascara,and pin straight hair. Her favorite accessories are her Blackberry Curve, UGGS, and a cigarette (Preferably Newports). She spends her Friday Nights on the top bench at a Methuen Football game wearing the jersey that she wore earlier during school, her Saturdays at a party in someone's basement, and Sundays sleeping. Don't mess with a Methuen girl or they will probably complain about it on Facebook.

Guy:Man that girl is mad dope.

Guy#2:Nah she is such a Methuen Girl.

by 42020202020 September 30, 2011

methusalem

Methusalem is a term for a wine bottle size in champagne. It holds six liters, which is nearly 1.6 U.S. gallons.

The methusalem (or methusalah) bottle has the shape of a burgundy wine bottle, that is, from its cylindrical bottom it tapers gently (doesn't have "shoulders" as a bordeaux wine bottle does) to its top.

by Murrax July 16, 2007

methological

An idea that only makes sense while on meth.

My neighbor is the head of the D.E.A see that window? In the corner there is a camera and there are cameras exactly like that one in every window, but he dresses like a chef everyday when he leaves his house.
This is a completly METHOLOGICAL idea.

by Dr. tweak September 21, 2009

Methum

1. A form of fuckery that has no limits. It portrays anything you can not describe.

2. Anything/ Everything

1. Guy: yo this girl ate my ass while her mom sucked my dick, and her dad and grandma was recording.

Friend: what a Methum

2. Guy: what did you eat

Friend: Methum

Guy: it had to be good!

by Master Methum September 26, 2017