Metrophiliac

To be a necrophiliac that has no gender preference.

According to the Adam Carolla Podcast with Alison Rosen, "Bald" Bryan Bishop, and guest A.J. McLean. (02/10/2014)

Adam: Dr. Drew used to have sex with the cadaver he was assigned.

Bryan: With men & women?

Adam: Either

Alison: Well, when you're dead, a hole is a hole.

Adam: Just like how in prison, you're not gay when you do it.

A.J.: So he was more of a metrophiliac?

by @dhuvy February 10, 2014

mendophile

A lover of lies and deception.

I would try to be more honest if I wasn't such a committed mendophile.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

medophile

a person named mehdi who is a pedophile who will come for children

that person is a medophile

by dsfdfedrweq2123 May 29, 2018

medophile

medophilia
me - d - o - phil - i- a
men + pedofile. The deriving of sexual gratification from sexual fantasies or acts involving a youngish men with strong model like features.

me′do•phile` (-ˌfaɪl) n.
me`do•phil′i•ac, adj., n.
me`do•phil′ic, adj.

My friend rabit who is a middle age adult women has medophile tenancies towards youngish model looking men.

by Dan1B1ue July 5, 2018

Medophile

A female version of a pedophile

Mrs Grundy is a medophile

by Hzbaks August 4, 2018

Methophrenia

Exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenia while under the influence of methamphetamine.

Me: Wow, that guy is having a great conversation for a party of one.

Also me: Have some compassion, he's obviously suffering from methophrenia.

Me: That's gotta be the fire, I should ask for his hook-up.

Also me: <smh>

by josh672 (phyto) November 18, 2018