Messer

Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly

by Big Noot April 9, 2019

messerschmitt

The messerschmitt was the german primary fighter of WW2. It was rubbish compared to the RAF Spitfire.
R.J.Mitchell is the best even though he shouldn't have smoked...he died of cancer...sniff...

"The Spitfire outclassed the German Messerschmitt"

by Peter Pilot April 27, 2006

Messervey

The most Homo man 2013 that you will ever meet. Any man with this name is surely going to hell and shall rape Hitler while he's there.

This Messervey is obviously going to hell for what he did in class today.

by YoloSwaggins March 15, 2013

tyler messer

Absolutely awesome mother fucker

Your such a tyler messer

by Dhzhdbdb February 1, 2017

Messered

>Shoot someone in a dogfight
>Do minimal damage (the number of hits on the enemy is irrelevant)
>Enemy isnt affected
>Get absolutely demolished in the counter attack (preferably by 1 or 2 hits)

Wow i shot him center of mass with my NR23 and he’s fine, meanwhile he hit me once and my wing is gone…

Damn… You got messered…

by Femboy Sperg February 27, 2024

messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.

I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!

by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010

Messerschmitt knickers

Women's knickers worn in wartime Britain (1939-1945). Often
made of nylon/parachute silk.
Possible derivation: said to come down without a fight. (analogy with German aircraft of same name).

She wears Messerschmitt knickers: they come down without a fight.

by Lord George de BruceCarruthers September 26, 2010