message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.

Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.

by IL4DD November 3, 2017

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

pocket message

Either an answered call, voice mail message, or text message that has been made from a person's pocket. You might here an interesting conversation, your friend singing horribly to a song in their car, or just the sound of their pocket. Without a lock on your phone's keyboard, this might happen often.

You get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in years only to find out that they still don't want to talk to you because their phone dialed your number on accident, and as a result, you get a "pocket message", hearing the ruffle of their walk, or a conversation they are having with someone else.

by SeattleGirl10 March 1, 2010

British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013

i message game

perfect for replying to sad texts and proving you have an iPhone

mom: son, I'm so sorry but your dad has died after having a heart attack last night
son: i message game-"lets play 8 ball"

by kapow March 18, 2019

text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

Messcan

Mexican male fresh outa jail... Tatted up wit a glock.

Mexican male pushin through the border... dealin to the old school tv crowd... Haha

Mexican male.

Messcan: Fuck wit a messcan girl...

Girl: Here's my number.

by youngg13 February 26, 2013