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Merritt

A popular male student who is very sweet, good looking, and very intelligent. He has dark eyes that are easily distracting and dark, curly hair. Best friend of Luke, sometimes he's stuck-up, but most times he's the most charming person you'll ever meet.
"Have you seen Merritt today?"
"Yes, I can't wait to see him again!"

"That kid is so perfect, his name has to be Merritt."
by Brentyboo April 25, 2009
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Merritt

The greatest guy on Earth. His eyes are distracting. He has the cutest smile and the funniest laugh. He is a bit shy, but he is a great boyfriend. He will tell you he loves you every day and his eyes make you melt and make you feel like you are the most important girl on earth. He is an amazing soccer player, an amazing guy, and an average student. He loves sports and old music. If you have a Merritt, never let him go. He's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
"Oh my god I think I'm in love."
"Hmmm, did you meet a Merritt?"
"How did you know!?!?"
"You're one lucky girl!"
by greensnowleopard101 March 23, 2013
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Murrito

Muritto a word used to describe the V-Tuber NeatoMuritto's form when wrapped up in a blanket

Marie (Neato's First name) + Burrito
Oh hey Marie you're looking like a cozy Murrito there
by LookHerePunk October 4, 2020
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mr. merritt

Mr. Merrit is extremely nice and taken advantage of on a daily basis making him a pussy
Hey have you seen mr. Merritt? He's crying over there in a corner.
by Not Isaiah April 20, 2018
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Merritt Island

A very pretty and sleepy island in Central Florida having close access to the beach and an easy drive to Orlando with a run down economy. Merritt Island has a large number rednecks, racists and bigots who have no scope of the world because the never leave, but may have less of this population than other local areas. Excellent location to view marine and avian wildlife due protected land. Many former and current NASA employees own homes in this area.

Merritt Island has an extremely high ratio of fast food locations to local number of population as well as an unusually high number of elderly people, snow birds, and abandoned/foreclosed homes and businesses.
1) I am afraid to speak in public on Merritt Island, because the narrow minded local population scares me and they might shoot me for being an atheist, childless, unmarried woman or a feminist.

2) I can't believe I accepted a work transfer, but my affordable and upgraded waterfront home on Merritt Island is awesome. However, I am stuck here until the market turns or hoping that interesting, classier people take advantage of the deals and move here.

3) There are no good bars on Merritt Island.

4) Merritt Island is the place that made me understand why Republicans are religious nut-cases.
by hottohandle October 5, 2012
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Merritt

The thiccest dick you’ve ever met, and what he lacks in size, although he is above average, he gains in toungue length. His eating out will be a night to remember for any girl. His technique is masterful. On the non sexual side he gives outstanding advice and the best hugs.
Merritt is the nicest guy, with a really pleasurable dick. What a classic Merritt
by Mer-bear the coolest fella September 14, 2018
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Merritton

MERRITTON IS A GHETTO ASS PLACE
by jpskin May 5, 2011
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