Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.
“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.
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Get the Merrick mug.People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.
Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.
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