the mermer

The beautiful majestic creature that goes by the name Mermer. 2 halves of fish, human abs. Another famous cryptid made by the once in a lifetime experience called Unus Annus

The mermer is in the pool again

by Proud Unus November 14, 2020

Mermaided

When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.

by ilmk92089 August 7, 2019

mermaid effect

When a guy has been hanging out with, or simply in the presence of a girl that is just a friend for long enough that she ends up becoming sexually desirable.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

It was also used in the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy 1: "So you're going to be rooming with a chick next year? watch out for the mermaid effect, if you hang out with her long enough, you know you'll end up wanting to hit that."

Guy 2: "Nah man, she isn't hot and totally isn't my type."

Guy 1: "I give it three months."

by acadey April 3, 2011

mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

mermaided

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

Mermaid Treasure

The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.

Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.

by bennybooboo October 25, 2011

Mermicide

Mermaid genocide.

Sam just killed all the mermaids shish-kebab style. Mermicide II.... Up to 8 years in a federal penetentary.

by Mermaid_Princess July 27, 2013