Manstruating

When a man is "on the rag."

"I think Chad must be manstruating again. He was being a real dick last night.

by Hophead June 21, 2008

Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy

Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.

by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013

Mansturation

The period of time when guys experience their 'time of the month', also known as BMS.

Hey Hailey did you talk to Joe? He's so uptight today! It must be his mansturation.

I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.

by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011

manstruating

A monthly three to five day period when a man seems particularly moody, weak, emotional or indecisive.

Dude 1: "Hey, have you talked to Jeremy lately? He started to cry when I told him he had a flat."

Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."

by Robert the Great February 4, 2013

monstruating

That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.

Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"

by CoDoc June 17, 2014

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

menstrualingus

The delicate act of cunnilingus while she is on her period.

After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.

by SkulletBuster November 30, 2016