Menopause (claires version)

Menopause is claire

Menopause (claires version) is what claire has

by Starlice expret September 14, 2025

Menopause

Nature’s birth control

Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.

by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021

Menopause

When a woman needs a break from men.

Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"

by Skell ington August 24, 2021

Love Menopause

When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.

I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.

by La Juliet August 10, 2017

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

menopause

the time in life of when to take a pause on men

She noticed they were being jerks, and she realized it was time for menopause.

by PDUB MIA November 9, 2022

Menopause

the period in which men have to pause for sex. specially from their significant order

Why did men pause from having sex with me? is it because im having my menopause?

by ComfortableAir April 17, 2022