melon

1. A yellow, round and juicy fruit that is usually about the size of a football. It is commonly sliced up and de-seeded before serving. There are quite a few variants of the fruit including the popular water melon

"Im hungry man. You got anything in your fridge?"
"Not really. I think there might be some water melon in there though"

by Damien Coughlan December 28, 2005

Melon

You are a tit

You are a proper melon

by M.e.l.o.m December 14, 2016

Melonate

Verb
To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy

Yo wank

My friend melonates on a regular basis.

by PP is extended October 24, 2018

Melon

When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.

Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.

by bennyboy123yetheboys November 27, 2018

Melone

Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)

Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot

by Risottos cumjar October 22, 2020

Melon

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

by Right in the bum May 17, 2016

Melon

If someone sends you a picture of a melon after you asked them a question, it means yes.

Me: Hey Jones are you gonna play Gmod with us?
Jones: melon
Me: Ah, okay.

by shiskebab2056 November 13, 2021