mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

ice mell dove age eye nah

I smelled a vagina (I cemelld ove ageeyenah)

ice mell dove age eye nah

by MARCUSISANI- November 24, 2024

Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family

Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.

by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023

Melled

1) Plied with copious amounts of shots until you can't see
2) Persueded to get totally wankered
3) Cracking night out

Went out last night and got totally melled.

Can't believe I got melled again

by SantaPonsa24 May 24, 2024

dat mell

When someone stank SO BAD that you can't help but holler and hoot.

Example:
Me: "OUUU KEISHA DAT MELL"
Keisha: ?????
Me: "KEISHA WHAT DAT MELL?!??! IT MELL BAD!!!!!!!"

BABY DAT MELL BAD!!!!!!!

by vishthefish April 25, 2025

Mell

Sexiest woman alive. Who loves her friends in a gay way and loves her fruits because she is fruity. An awesome girlfriend to all boyfriends.

Jack: OMG, Mell is such an amazing woman. I would totally date her.
Joesph: No, shes mines! *turns emo*
Jack: *turns into a wolf*
*fights*
*dies of mells existence*

by yourmomscoochiewasbussing September 02, 2021