Melania Trump

Melania Trump, secret service nickname Melania Catnip.

Melanoma cells aren't named after Melania Trump

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Melania Trump

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.

Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

melania

Can be a nice person but is mostly so self absorbed that she hurts everybody around her without knowing or excepting that she is doing so. She can be spiteful and hateful out of her own pains and usually doesn't care what other people think. She can also be someone to watch out for when it comes to your bf, she wants what she cant have and when she does have it she breaks it like an old toy. Beware or Melanias

Omg She is Such A Melania!

by SH2012 November 22, 2011

melania knauss

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008

melania

pertaining to black

1. The car was melania.

2. The dresser had a melania tint.

by melnea369 June 29, 2010

melatabiphobia

Melatabiphobia is the phobia of commitment related goals. Usually lacking self confidence, a melatabiphobic will refrain from putting effort into achieving more than comes naturally.

Manager: Delvin, I need you to sell two units by the end of the day today.

Delvin: Oh no no no! I can't do that, how about I just talk to customers and see what happens.

Manager: I need a commitment from you!

Delvin: Not going to happen, I have melatabiphobia.

by Mr. Alaska December 9, 2012

Melaniacholy

The emotional state of being in which a woman who agreed to a loveless sham of a marriage to a buffoonish real estate heir in exchange for untold wealth must now pretend to be some kind of goodwill ambassador, advocate for causes she knows little and cares even less about, face daily harsh media scrutiny and international humiliation due to her husband's infidelities, general misogyny and overall inability to truly understand anything, really.

Symptoms may include interrupting cabinet meetings to drunkenly ask the Secretary of Defense if the Pentagon has invented a time machine yet.

Me: "Did you watch the SOTU?"
You: "No."
Me: "Me neither, but I heard the First Lady seemed filled with a certain Melaniacholy."

by Joestatler January 31, 2018