metard

A complete moronic retard.

Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.

by Erin September 27, 2003

melara

Melara’s are usually gorgeous people. Kind and loving but don’t get on there bad sides. Melar’s tend to have a big butt and can throw it back. Melara’s are fun people to be around. I hope you find one

“Is that melara” -boy

“She’s gorgeous” -other boy

by Shayla smith November 20, 2018

meard

From the conjunction of "man-beard".Which is a beard grown only by the manly-est men. Very few young men are blessed by the gods with a meard. If you have a meard consider yourself a courageous,adventurous,tough peace of man meat.

I finally grew my meard after two long years of waiting.

woah! look at that meard!

by THE TRUTH SEEKERS October 22, 2008

metard

Pronounced mee-tard; simply put, an individual whose personal moral and cognitive development has been atrophied; by either self-delusional confidence in one's own abilities, or a refusal to see past one's own tastes and preferences.

Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.

anyone that thinks of themselves first of all in any situation, is by definition a 'metard'

by Francis Bacup August 28, 2010

mellard

The bestest best freind that is kool and funny! and doesn't need any schleep!

MAn i wish i had a mellard liek that!

by ailsa koolio5 April 14, 2005

Melaroos

Money charged to you by the man. For yo' crib. Slang of Mello-Roos.

My melaroos so big it can't be paid by food stamps.

by Brandon Ooi January 31, 2008

metard

A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".

Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"

Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."

Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."

by Heathe Kyle October 9, 2008