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meef

a meef is a queef that has a more meaty sound than a regular queef. The meaty sound is generally caused by a reverberation of abnormaly large vaginal flaps, looseness of the vaginal region or even a wet queef.

note: a meef may also have a more defined meaty smell when compared to a queef.
example a)
woman - *meef*
man - "aw gross shut your legs i can smell your meat from over here!"

example b)
man 1 - "you done it in the shower yet?"
man 2 - "yeh man but it was gross cause she kept meefing on me"
man 1 - "yeh i knew she would, that chick gets around"
by wkd-11 March 2, 2010
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meef

(noun) -- the anal release of air as the result of male anal penetration, a.k.a. a male-queef

(verb) -- the physical action of releasing a male-queef
Was that a fart or a meef?

Oops, I guess I meefed!
by SMuG1 April 17, 2011
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meefs

oh dear i can see her meefs hanging out.
by mrmeef February 6, 2010
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meef

meef man-queef

when fucking a guy in the ass the one getting fucked farts, the fart travels up the man whos "pitchings" pee hole then the pitcher lets the gas out thru his pee hole
i just meefed a in his mouth after that asshole farted in my dick.
by herbbie hanson November 12, 2010
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Meefing

Eating a beef stick while doing a milf
Last night I was totally meefing Mrs. Klein, it was great because I got to enjoy some Slim Jims while hooking up with the hottest mom
by MOBJ March 7, 2009
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meef

A word of no particular meaning. Can be used to express apathy. Also used as a casual nonchalant greeting in IRC channels. Also a name of a website. Meef is believed to have been invented by orgbot.
Lenin: I just found a meatball on the floor and ate it.

Orgbot: meef
by Lenin March 19, 2005
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meef

Meef, noun. Slang for labia. Usually used with a negative connotation for labia that are mangled looking or abnormally large.
Holy crap look at the meef hanging out of her panties, that's disgusting.
by Juan Carlito May 23, 2006
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