The medicines act 1968

An act of parliament of the United Kingdom governing the manufacture and supply of medicines. It is designed to prevent pharmacists from treating patients and to significantly hinder the process of dispensing medication.

sorry Mr Smith, due to the Medicines Act 1968, I cannot give you any antibiotics unless you have a prescription, despite the fact that you have a life threatening bacterial infection.

by Farringtoodle May 26, 2011

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Banana medicine

The opposite of Buckleys. It tastes great, but doesn't work.

"Man, this banana medicine tastes fucking fantastic. Too bad I'm nearly done the bottle and remain to have a fucking cold."

by AlphabetMcFuckit January 2, 2012

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Social Mediaing

The act of going on social media websites or one single social media website.

Person A: "Hey what are you doing?!"
Person B: "Just social mediaing.. aha."

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Medicinal

A preparation or product having the properties of a medicine. Must be percribed by a doctor and shared with everyone.

Dude I got some medicinal marijuana, you want a toke?

by weedmassa May 2, 2012

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Chinese Medicine Ball Twist

Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.

Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!

by Dominatrices May 8, 2009

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