Persian Meathook

A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.

Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.

by Alex Rake July 14, 2010

meathook

when something good happens or when a fit lass walks past

"whos that fucking meathook who just walked past!"

by samellllllis123 April 16, 2007

Meathoofing

Getting elbow-deep in a cow

After a long night of meathoofing, I relaxed in my favorite easy chair with an ice cold fresca

by TheStinkFinger March 10, 2015

Meatwood

Noun. When a man has a beef curtains

Hey man your meatwood is showing

by Chode cover November 29, 2024

Meathooking

When your male partner complains of hip pain and asks you to rub ointment on his hip. Next, he’s telling you to rub over toward his navel and continues to tell you to rub lower. If he continues guiding me on this path, I’m going to be meathooking this son of a bitch.

No! I’m not rubbing you like that anymore. I’m not in the business of meathooking!

by Meat Paws March 29, 2026

Meathooking

When your male partner complains of hip pain and asks you to rub ointment on his hip. Next, he’s telling you to rub over toward his navel and continues to tell you to rub lower. If he continues guiding me on this path, I’m going to be meathooking this son of a bitch.

No! I’m not rubbing you like that anymore. I’m not in the business of meathooking!

by Meat Paws March 29, 2026

New England meathook

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed

“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”

by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022