meatgazer

The act of dropping your pants and showing another guy your dong and then calling him a meatgazer if he's a big enough dumbshit to look.

Aaron: We need some rocks
Doc (dropping pants): are these rocks big enough?
(Aaron turns and looks at Doc's cock)
Doc: Ha Ha you MeatGazer!!!

by Skinwhip March 17, 2005

meatgayzer

Anyone named Stephen, or anyone that plays the card game magic

Guy: I was at this bar and I meet this guy and he was a Meatgayzer.

Lesbian Coworker: Oh, I think that's my boss, typical Stephen, also known as Meatgayzer

by Boningdirties54 January 6, 2017