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manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.
yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.
by Flama blanca November 29, 2010
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Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
by Nare September 20, 2015
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Lightning mcnigger

by Grains gossip February 27, 2021
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Nigger McNiggerface

In 1843, the mayor of Pittsburgh held a state survey in order to determine the name of his third slave, Ngolokamagukuna'owasa. As he had trouble pronouncing this name, a public petition was made to create an English name - and it was to be chosen by the community. It was simple, the most votes would be the new name. Unfortuntately, an underground gang known as the 'Crips' swung the voting to their direction, and convinced the public to vote for their chosen name; Nigger McNiggerface. The fate was set, it was to be. In the Summer of 1844 the votes were counted, and unsurprisingly, Nigger McNiggerface was the clear winner, tripling the number of votes 2nd place had. With his new name, Nigger McNiggerface contracted the Spanish Flu and died 4 days later.
"I have to write my history essay on the story of Nigger McNiggerface, a true hero of our country"

"America would not be the nation it is today if it wasn't for the existence of Nigger McNiggerface"
by Marques Parana May 24, 2020
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McMicken U-Turn

Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.
Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!
by O.G. Bo Vice January 21, 2010
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Mcnid

muhk-nid: A type of repugnant bug. The kind of bug you get from a hooker.
"Oh man, that whore gave me mcnids!"
by mayej March 31, 2009
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Sleve Mcdichael

The casino king as well as your god, A master of texas hold'em and the creator of your universe and everything you are and own.
Previous non-believer - "Can you believe that Sleve McDichael was our true god all this time?"

Graham - "Yes"
by Hikiko November 21, 2019
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