To be in extreme distress due to an overfilled lower tract in need of evacuation. Derived from the term "turtling" which takes it name from the similarity of the excrement poking from your rectum to a the head of a turtle. The term "mcconnelling" has been given rise due to the resemblance of the 21st century republican politician Mitch McConnell to a turtle and his overall worth in society being relatively equal to that of human shit.
Before I leave for my date I need to take a shit. I am really mcconnelling right now and I am worried if I sit down I may stain my trousers.
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