Mangled

A word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled.

"I feel mangled" "did you know I made up this word"

by Cock Higgins June 30, 2012

McBanged

The act of a female being aroused to the point where blood spews out their nose in a very attractive manner.

Mother - "What is that on your face? Did you have a nose bleed?"
Anonymous Lady - "Indeed I did."
Mother - "What were you doing when it happened?"
AL - "Aw, you know. Just chilling with a dog that was given away."
Mother - "Yeah, right. You probably got McBanged."

by Boaz the Kitty. January 24, 2009

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004

mangled

Mangled - an over excessive sex episode.

Yo...last night I stratight mangled the broad. juices was everywhere

by Fly May 12, 2004

mangled

to become soo drunk you piss your own pants, and hook up with your best mates mum

guy#1 Man what the fuck happened last night
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.

by VBdrinkingBoganSonofaBithch October 1, 2008

mangled anus

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.

Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "

by Doctor Fucktard Beenjamin November 13, 2014

McDangles

Professional ice hockey player Connor McDavid.

Another goal for Connor McDangles.

by FBirdman June 15, 2017