mcgurk

A mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.

Tim was getting jizzy in the bar last night so George walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.

by Badandyale April 4, 2009

McMurtry'd

Using pumpkin innards as personal lube.

John "What did you and Sarah do last night?"
Timmy "We went to see a movie and and later found out we were out of regular lube so we McMurtry'd instead"

John "Nice."

by Not Everything Is A Dildo June 3, 2019

McGurkined

When u are having sex w a chick and she squirts and u put it in a cup and add skittles drink mix

I McGurkined her bitchass

by Coopwhite March 9, 2021

Circus McGurkus

If you know, you know.

“You don’t voluntarily join the circus mcgurkus...if you catch mah drift”

by Whacker de Tallíes December 21, 2019

rachel and bo mcmurtrey

Soul Mates, True Love, Husband and Wife.

Rachel and Bo McMURTREY...
Bo and Rachel have 2 sons...

by Rachel White - Royalty September 25, 2020

McGutta

When in a situation in the hood, you confront a gangsta ass nigga whom you need to speak with but do not know his name. To be safe and respectful you are to refer to him as "McGutta".

Yo McGutta, let me holla at you fam...

by DashTheArtist September 6, 2007

McGurk

(verb) to inflict severe pain and damage to friends and acquaintances by the administration of excessive quantities of alcohol, especially of an exotic, unusual, or unnecessary variety.

(expletive): "McGurk!" - the cry of pain, shame, and self-loathing uttered when one realises that one has been McGurked (q.v.)

(On waking, the morning after, in poor condition): "Oh no, I've been McGurked!"

(When meeting someone who appears to be suffering): "What happened to you?" "I got McGurked last night"

by SexReject February 5, 2010