Barry McCann

The Art of the drunken homing instinct..Even when in a foreign country or unconscious

Person #1: Where's he gone now?! We're in Wales for feck sake!... and he just walks off! I better call the police, but better call him first...

Person #2: H..Hello?

Person #1: Oh thank God! Where the hell are you?!

Person #2: I'm at home in bed..

Person #1: How the hell did you find the hotel?!

Person #2: No..at home in Dublin..I Barry McCann'd it

Person #1: but!.....Hello?

by barmc27 December 31, 2011

McCann

The act of having sex with an Apple product until AppleCare is voided. A reverse McCann is to have sex with an Android product while your Apple products watch. Otherwise, could describe a great guy.

The group McCann destroyed thousands of pounds worth of Apple products.

by mcannibal February 8, 2024

The McCann

The act of having sex with an Apple product until AppleCare is voided. The reverse McCann is to have sex with an Android product while your Apple products watch. Otherwise, could describe a great guy.

The McCann destroys thousands of pounds worth of Apple products every second.

by mcannibal February 8, 2024

Shea Donal Mccann

A fat fucker, nicknames BIG D. Second best full forward in Antrim. Attracted to people, mainly Gay Dwarfs.

That full forward Shea Donal Mccann was nippy

by Rory Neeson April 23, 2023

Dan McCann

An Irish song about some lad's uncle, Dan McCann, moving to the states to never be found.

He's also one tough bastard

"C'mon Dan McCann, Fight me like a man!"

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

Renault McCann

Renault McCann Is A Large Motor Company That Makes and sells Cars that have the natural ability to commit disappear

I bought a Renault McCann

by maddiemccangopoof October 29, 2021

Cameron McCann

Vietnamese warrior that has somehow been shipped to Grimsby.

"Yo stop acting like Cameron McCann it is going to get you killed!"

by Davmxrjz9 October 30, 2021