A creature of female gender that inhabits various chatrooms causing drama and minor disruptions. This beast also claims that it can teleport (ie; traveling in mere seconds from locations that physically thousands of miles apart) and often claims to be married even though it sends out flabby tit pics to any male who has the misfortune of being in the same chat room as the guntius maximus. This animal can be identified by the greasy hair upon it's brainless skull and by the Elvis-like sideburns it's sports. The guntius maximus often has it's enormous belly mistaken for a large tire. The guntius maximus also is known for it's deceptive practices such as sending fake photos to unsuspecting males (usually without even being asked for) and stalking men who question the validity of their outlandish claims. For the male version of this beast please refer to the term 'duckmeat' in urbandictionary.com
The guntius maximus entered the chat room screaming various obscenities and sending pics of her greasy ass to every male in the chat. When asked as to why her hair was so damn greasy the guntius maximus bacame enraged evern further and slammed her fat fist into the monitor.
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1) A condition in which one who's gunt is so big that in fact, it may be the biggest and/or ugliest gunt that the observer of the gunt owner has seen in his or her lifetime.
2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
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2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
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"Gunt Crew"
In a conversation between 2 people:
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
by Jazo116 June 14, 2009
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1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
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Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.
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