Maximilian

Really cool guy. His bulge is exploding with goodness and joy. He'll pull it out when necessary, though. All girls love him, and he gets laid every day. If you have a Maximilian, count your blessings.

John: oh hello Maximilian
Maximilian: sup dude
Jazmine: omg look at his bulge

by name_analyzer'21 December 16, 2019

Maximilian

all austrians are named maximilan or max. if they are not named maximilian, they are not true austrians, and all those who claim to be maximilian but not austrian are lying. Also, max don't have sex with your ex.

Oida 1: Jo Kamerad is that an Austrian?
Oida 2: idk, is he named maximilian?

Oida 1: JAWOHL

by SuperAustriaHater88 April 15, 2018

Maximilian

You just don’t understand him. He says something but means something else. You love him and then you can’t stand him. He’s the most annoying guy you know but the most amazing one at the same time. All your friends tell you to let him go, but it’s impossible, because everyday it feels like you get to know him more. And then suddenly, he’s closed shut and you don’t talk for days. And that’s all you want to do, talk to him, but you don’t know how to.

It’s not easy being in love with Maximilian.

by lovingserale November 12, 2019

Maximiliano Storrie

A boy who is an absolute specimen of a man with an enormous,big and round batty that everyone wants to taste

(it can also define a man with an extraordinarily big penis)

"God that guy is such a Maximiliano Storrie he sgot that fattest bum and willy i've seen "

by bigballwswoman November 22, 2021

Maximiliane

German name, female. Not to confuse with 'Maximilian', which is a boys name. Since there are literally 0,0001% of girls called Maximiliane, you can feel special if you know one. And even more special if you can call one your friend.

" My best friend's called Maximiliane"
"FOR REAL?! My grandma used to tell me about Maximilianes... I never thought they really existed"

"Hey, I'm Maximiliane"

"... Maximilian? But you're a girl.

...
Aren't you?"

by carly00 January 28, 2017

Maximiliaan’s law

On a long enough time line all conversations about the financial system or stocks on Clubhouse will eventually evolve into bitcoin maximalism.

Oh this is an example
of maximiliaan’s law.

by Don Miguel XIX January 28, 2021

maxemiliano

A Hispanic boy that loves his bed and loves hot moms.

Maxemiliano is very hot

by Maxloll July 15, 2021