Mattshamu

A man of all kinds.. The life of the party. A man that is a genuine friend and always there. A man that constantly gets stuck in the friend zone and is not afraid to talk about it. This guy loves getting ridiculous amounts of money and having a good time! You will know when you meet a mattshamu.. LEON!

We were all kind of bored just lounging around when all of a sudden Mattshamu stopped by and turned it into a maaadd party where we all got ridiculous amounts of money!

by justsomegreeble January 19, 2011

mattsie

Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.

An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."

I made a mattsie in my last report and the report review staff rejected it.

by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014

Sparx Maths

A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.

Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."

Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*

Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"

by Sbeb January 12, 2023

mattsmash379

A pro OWL Xbox player who is a sussy baka

“Do you follow mattsmash379 on Instagram?”
“Yes! He is such a sussy baka!”

by FOLLOW @MATTSMASH379 ON IG June 23, 2021

mattsexual

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

by MCD December 16, 2013

Mattsy

A nickname given to a girly boy with a belly button ring fetish. He loves his awkward girlfriend but tends to cheat on her with a muffin whore named Vanessa. He can be the cutest and trolliest person in the world. You will just love him.

Mattsy: "I love you. x'"
Abbsy: "And I love you more. c':"

Girl 1: Isn't that Mattsy? Abbsy's boyfriend?!
Girl 2: He's making out with that

muffin.. What the hell.

by Abbsy June 15, 2012

Matesprit

A Matespritship is a term in the webcomic Homestuck by Andrew Hussie. It is one of four quadrants in Troll Romances, others being Kismesis, Auspistice, and Moirail.

This is the only type of Troll Romances that resembles Human Romance. It is also one of two that deal with reproduction of Trolls. It is also called the "Flushed Quadrant" and is represented by the Heart: <3

It is entirely based on love and attraction towards the partner, as it is in the Redrom half of Troll Romances.

It is sometimes known to flail between Kismesis and Matesprit, causing a rocky relationship for young Trolls.

Known Matesprit relationships include:

Terezi and Karkat
Feferi and Sollux
Possibly John and Vriska

by VocalMetroid November 3, 2011