Matt Sallee

Matt Sallee is the bass in Pentatonix, he is amazing and if you hurt him I will fight you....

Random human:*looks at Matt Sallee* Ewww....who's that?

Me: *cracks knuckles and raises fists* Square up, bruh

by cantsleepsallee June 19, 2018

Matt Smith

The hottest actor to play Doctor Who ever! He is so good looking you actually fall off your sofa when watching Doctor Who.

Who is the sexiest Doctor Who?
Matt Smith.
Too right sister!

by masked-moonlight August 15, 2010

Matt Sturniolo

Hot ... that's it he just really fucking hot so is Chris but like Matt is a little bit hotter.

Friend 1: Chris is so fine he's my favorite Sturniolo triplets
Friend 2: get out of my house Matt sturniolo is way hotter

by you.and.me.always.forever January 11, 2023

matt skiba

The lead singer of alkaline trio and of course, the sexiest mofo in all of the land

Matt Skiba- Remember when i said i love you, well, forget it i take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then. I take back every word that i said.

by Sophos the great May 22, 2006

Matt Special

A woman who is 10-30 lbs. overweight with extremely large breasts. A voluptuous woman with curves.

"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"

"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".

by bevo2284 August 14, 2011

Matt Staib

A brilliant, charming, handsome male who is usually dominant over other male specimen of the human race a.k.a. king of the waterhole It is said to be that anyone who holds this holy name will be granted with the gift of eternal sexy-ness. Commonly mistaken for JESUS.

Girl #1: OMG I LOVE MATT STAIB!!!
Girl #2: BACK OFF HE'S MINE!

(epic battle scene)

by Definitely NOT Matt Staib October 4, 2008

Matt Special

A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.

My back is sticky and my ass crack is violated because I got a Matt Special last night.

by shamonajackson April 10, 2011