Mathterbation

The state of mind resulting in an action that a person, usualy male, feels when forced to attend a math class of any kind. They become bored sitting in the back of the class and feel the need to undo/remove their pants behind the math textbook. They then partake in some enjoyable activities resulting in self satisfaction that helps them to survive the remainder of the math class.

Kevin: "Whats Sean doing back there?"
Nathan: "I dont know, but is it raining in here??"

Sean: "That was a good mathterbation guys." *Zip*

by DocAfroman March 1, 2010

matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god

matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming

by matterbate February 23, 2014

Methsturbate

The act of masturbating while high on methamphetamine.

Methsturbate — the act of beating meat for hours, or even days on end while zapped, zoinked, and zooted.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein May 16, 2019

matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.

What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater

by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

madsterbate

Masturbation intended to relieve anger.

My mom makes me so angry... I'm going to go madsterbate.

by Joemama23 December 25, 2007

MASTERBATERIFIC

damn sexy

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC

by Pianochiick December 18, 2010