Matalan Melt

A regular melt that wears attire from the budget shop Matalan

No you don't you bellend special branch Matalan Melt cunt

by Sameface Danny May 6, 2017

mahlah

mahlah is the type of girl who will jump to save her friends if they are about to get in trouble she will make exscues for you and they are very convincing she is very pretty and she is very protective of her friends and family she is the girl you want forever she makes couple goals with anybody

My girl is a mahlah.

by LIL SKIES21 April 27, 2019

Mathias

Mathias is a man with a huge fucking penis (69 meters)

Guy 1: hey did you see Mathias in the locker room today
Guy 2: yes he’s penis was fucking huge
Guy 1: I know right

by TheVirginFucker September 16, 2019

Shaan Matharu

A person who laughs at every single joke you tell, he is very nice and stands up for his classmates.

Dang, he laughs at everything. He must be a Shaan Matharu!

by MemeBoi227 April 11, 2019

Mathias

A handsome guy with the heart of a champion.

Mathias is such a champion

by Nadia0321 October 7, 2012

mathasaurus rex

one who likes to shriek and growl when sexually excited by math problems, sometimes waving their arms in a dinosaur-like fashion.

when jimmy began to grunt as he started the math test, there was no doubt he was a mathasaurus rex.

by winerschnitzal111 June 9, 2010

Mathias

A guy with a extreme big dick.

Who has the biggest dick?
*Everybody points at Mathias*

by mr7 August 24, 2019