Masturbed

Being disturbed by that which you masturbate to.

Man, I was so masturbed after watching that interracial cuckold gangbang bukkake.

by Errol Brumby July 19, 2019

masturbike

masturbike
(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.

Happens sometimes at Colorado College...

Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.

"Did you see that sick pedophile masturbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masturbike; it's his favorite pastime."

by bassist9999999 September 3, 2009

mastering

The polite way to refer to rubbing one out.

I walked in and Ryan was mastering on the couch.

by hamwallet4lyfe January 23, 2009

Masculine Groove

A dance that teenage boys do when they don't quite feel like actually dancing, but want to avoid awkwardly standing around at a dance or party.

Mark: Duuuude, Isaac's perfected his masculine groove, man!
Liz: Amen.

by woodbury November 28, 2009

Masturage

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.

Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.

by Tommykazi September 14, 2010

masturbetting

the act of betting a friend who can go the longest without masturbating (creaming the carrot)

So, my friend Jerry and I started masturbetting the other day after recalling all the wasted time we spent beating the meat stick.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

masturbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.

*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011