Masturbise

Improvised masturbation

what more do I need to say

When I was kidnapped i had my arms tied so i had to masturbise using my legs

by Yo mom’s mom’s mom’s mom’s mom August 4, 2019

MasturbaSession

The act of masturbating and smoking right after .

"Sarah came over, she almost interrupted my masturbasession"

by MightQui January 8, 2021

Masturbraiding

The act of braiding ones own hair whilst climaxing to completion.

Matts mum caught him masturbraiding whilst he was watching Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.

by hair guy 69 June 19, 2021

Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023

masturbaitorium

A wanking, masturbaiting room or a horny teenagers room

Jc’s room is a masturbaitorium

by Someguest69 October 9, 2023

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025