masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

by barbeque86 March 17, 2010

mapturbate

To browse maps by yourself, usually aimlessly.

He mapturbated on Google Earth for an hour before going to bed.

by jestmenh October 23, 2005

Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness

John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.

by PrincessKat November 1, 2019

kamikaze masturbate

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive

Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost

by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014

masturbabe

A hot girl/dude that you will later jerk it to

Bro 1: "Damn, she's hot"
Bro 2: " that's what I call a masturbabe. Where's the jergens?"
Bro 1:

by Gmoney1973 June 5, 2016

masturbagel

the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina

1. I haven't gotten laid in 6 months, so last night i decided to masturbagel.

by nabel August 11, 2009

Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007