maseeha

she is strong, a leader, and one you never want to mess with. she is trustworthy, loyal, an amazing smile and possibly the best friend you could every dream to have.

you pulled a maseeha

by puppie face September 26, 2017

Maserati

A beautiful but high maintenance woman

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."

by Toronto girl July 2, 2012

Mascotting

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots

I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)

by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

Makeout kill

Every young boys dream. Usually involves tongue and can last anywhere from a minute to several hours.

‘Hey Wilson, I can’t wait for summer so I can get my first makeout kill, it’s going to be so epic!’

by thechart July 12, 2022

Maser Face

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.

Man: Look at that kid. Is he drunk?

Man 2: You're goddamn right he is! He's got his Maser Face on!!

by hwsmasher07 December 8, 2010

pity makeout

When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.

This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.

Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?

Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.

by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009

Makeout-a-thon

When a girl and guy makeout excessively. Almost a rude form of showing affection, because there usually is a "i don't give a shit about you" attitude towards other people in the area.

Gary - "Holy shit! Mark and Amy have been having a Makeout-a-thon since the movie started."

Henry - "Surface, Mark, surface!"

by Phil Jacklin April 14, 2007