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Salty Marius

Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride
P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS
by pussydestroyer112 March 28, 2017
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MARIUS DICK

MARIUS DICK IS THE BEST FUCKING DICK A GIRL CAN GET
"YEAH ID FRICK A CREEPER WITH MARIUS DICK
by JOHNLARS September 23, 2019
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martins

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes the best meals. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt. He observes everything but says nothing. He sees the good in everybody even when it’s not convenient.
Martins made everyone so happy with his presence.
by Theslimmone February 4, 2020
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Do the Mariusz

To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.
This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.

I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.
by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020
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Mariusz Pudzianowski

won worlds strongest man 5 times and is really muscley
man:did u see Mariusz Pudzianowski pull that plane
woman:no ill watch it on you tube av u seen his muscles mmmmm
by amyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx January 29, 2009
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martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.
Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one
by blackice03 April 28, 2006
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martinsburg high school

A school in the ghettos of West Virginia. Located in the panhandle along with Hedgesville High, Mussleman High, Washington High, and Jefferson High.

School colors: black and orange

School mascot: bulldog
School academics: suck
School sports: that's all we know
There's a bullet hole in the lunchroom window at martinsburg high school.
by artsygirl2011 April 8, 2010
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