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Martial art argument

A martial art argument is a comparison that is always terrible, usually by comparing a higher quantity of lower quality to a lower quantity of a higher quality.
-"My cousin is a soldier and he shot fifty men in combat last year!"
="Enough with your martial art argument, John, his fifty kills were armed with rocks and sticks only"
by MisterJohnDoe September 17, 2021
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Martial Band Law

If the a collegiate marching band plays a Nicki Minaj song, according to Martial Band Law, no other collegiate marching band is allowed to play an arrangement of that same Nicki Minaj song.
Band Guy #1: Yo have you heard Hey Mama by David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj? We should totally make that into a stands tune.
Band Guy #2: Dude we can't do that, Temple Diamond Band plays it. Martial Band Law forbids us.
by FullyAlive October 22, 2015
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ERP Martial Arts Dojo

The ERP Martial Arts Dojo teaches martial arts that has been passed down through generations The style is based on a philosophy and is a combination of traditional Chinese martial arts‚ modern military hand-to-hand combat skills‚ and Eastern mysticism

ERP Martial Arts encourages a heightened sense of balance as well as flexibility and muscle development‚ which will help you develop into a ERPing machine

ERP Emperor RottenPotatoMan will show you how to use your martial arts skills in combat situations such as Golden Dragon Style which was formed from the golden chains of the black hearted E-boy who was defeated by the great warrior

You'll also be taught the Blue Phoenix style by ERP Grand Master Yuuzora‚ this is a very fast form of martial art that consists of lightning quick attacks It was formed by the blue tears of a heart broken pigeon‚ so there is no surprise that this style is not only fast but also deadly In fact‚ it's said that even a master of the style can kill a man with one swift blow
Person 1: Ey man, im gonna join the the ERP Martial Arts Dojo to train my ERP prowess and increase my skill in ERPing.
Person 2: Cool man but i dont remember asking.
by Yuuzora January 2, 2023
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Net Martial

An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Look, this net martial is bashing an innocent kid! This needs to stop!
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
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Martial

Positive, chill, up for a power nap anywhere
Don't be so negative, bring some good energy Martial
by Whyouwill November 24, 2021
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NHS MARTIAL

NHS Martial refers to a period of time during lockdown when Antony Martial was best striker in the premier league. Helping Manchester United secure their champions league place.
by wasntnylon November 18, 2023
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Martial FC

A bunch of weirdos who follow Martial and say he is the best player at Man United.
John: Who do you support?
Steve: Man United
Adam: United
Harshalutd: Martial FC till I die. He carried us in 2020. Martial's hold up play is underrated. We wouldn't be in the Champions League without Martial
by RASHFORD OUT June 1, 2021
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