Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
by Cameljoe June 9, 2014
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The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.
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Me: “Those hot dogs gave me diarrhoea.”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”
by Noel O’Gism February 19, 2021
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by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007
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Marines Disease(AKA MD), A condition/infection of the brain, Not life threatening(But to others maybe?) which causes the person to have a natural compulsion to harass and disturb others in many ways(Compulsive Name calling, stalking, pestering others etc), Effects can be very horrendous and can lead the victim to SUICIDE. If the victim stands up to him/herself or retaliates, The person with MD does not like it and therefore goes mad!.
People who suffer this condition who decide to undergo a military career for some reason turn out extremely sucsessful in the Marines. This is how this condition was named 'Marines Disease' and makes the Marines 'A force to be reckoned with'.
Most of the MD symptons have already been described above but doctors claim that MD sufferers have a 'Harassing Call' that is used when they harass thier pray, However it sounds like 'Ele Cuntay'(Sometimes Illay Cunfay). For example if thier victim was called John, The MD sufferer would say 'John Ele Cunthei' multiple times.
Marines Disease(AKA MD), A condition/infection of the brain, Not life threatening(But to others maybe?) which causes the person to have a natural compulsion to harass and disturb others in many ways(Compulsive Name calling, stalking, pestering others etc), Effects can be very horrendous and can lead the victim to SUICIDE. If the victim stands up to him/herself or retaliates, The person with MD does not like it and therefore goes mad!.
People who suffer this condition who decide to undergo a military career for some reason turn out extremely sucsessful in the Marines. This is how this condition was named 'Marines Disease' and makes the Marines 'A force to be reckoned with'.
Most of the MD symptons have already been described above but doctors claim that MD sufferers have a 'Harassing Call' that is used when they harass thier pray, However it sounds like 'Ele Cuntay'(Sometimes Illay Cunfay). For example if thier victim was called John, The MD sufferer would say 'John Ele Cunthei' multiple times.
Marines: 'John ele cuntei, john ele cuntei, john ele cuntei, john ele cuntei'.
John: 'Damn, Im getting sick of being harassed by those Marines all the time!, At least im not suffering from marines disease!.'
John: 'Damn, Im getting sick of being harassed by those Marines all the time!, At least im not suffering from marines disease!.'
by Asams10 October 5, 2007
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Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.
He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.
He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.
He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.
Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.
He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.
He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.
He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.
"Looking at Emilio Martinez' instagram makes me wanna finger myself!"
"Emilio Martinez is so freaking adorable that i just wanna eat his whole face"
"Emilio Martinez is so freaking adorable that i just wanna eat his whole face"
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