The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
Maris is a girl who is very pretty and good at school. She is ambitious and intelligent, and has a dry sense of humor.
Her smile is warm like sunshine and she has a sophisticated sense of style. Her eyes sparkle like diamonds and she is surrounded by music. She has a wonderful voice and loves to dance.
She can sometimes be pretentious and stuck up, believing she is better than others, but she can get over those thoughts easily.
She is a very open and kind person, always wanting to help someone.
Overall, Maris is a person who wants the world to be fair and just, and she will use her skills to make it more so. Be like Maris.
Oh, look at her grades. She’s such a Maris!
I bet she’d help you. She’s very Maris-Like.
The prettiest, most intelligent girl out there. If you ever meet a Maris, keep her! She changes your life forever. She is the most charismatic and has strong emotions. She often lets her emotions control her situations, however, she is the most empathetic person and will drop everything for you.
the most important, pretty, caring, smart, humble person someone could ever meet. maris will loving you unconditionally and unwillingly, no matter what you do. even if you’re their ex, they still secretly love you. they are fine-af, and will never forget your birthday.