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marijuanathon

the act of smoking weed all day erry day
girl: hey babe you wanna come over tonight
guy: sorry babe im havin a marijuanathon with the guys

marijuanas

Multiple Or Multiples Of Grams Of Weed
Dom "Let's go bro"
Chris "Wait let me grab my marijuanas
marijuanas by KrownBic🔥 March 18, 2020

Marijuanautism 

🪙 Official Coinage Record 🪙
Word: Marijuanautism
Coined by: Me
Date of Coinage: April 9th, 2025
Location: Earth (specific region optional)
Definition:

Marijuanautism (n.) – A whimsical and profound neurodivergent state of consciousness in which the use of cannabis facilitates heightened sensory perception, emotional fluidity, and abstract exploration of thought. Often characterized by deep introspection, creative bursts, unusual empathy, and vivid, often hilarious adventures through the neurodivergent mindscape.

Etymology:

Marijuana – psychoactive plant used recreationally, medicinally, and spiritually

Autism – referring here not as pathology, but as a neurodivergent lens; the unique experiential framework through which individuals perceive and interact with the world

Marijuanautism – the resulting fusion when cannabis acts as a kind of cerebral catalyst for unlocking this unique perception

Suggested Tagline:

“The stoney boloney adventures of the neurodivergent, unlocked by cannabis.”
🪙 Proposed Usage:
“He wasn’t zoning out, he was in deep Marijuanautism—talking to birds and solving the secrets of the universe.”

“That joint hit so hard I slipped into full-spectrum Marijuanautism and wrote a children’s book about parallel dimensions.”

“This isn’t a couch-lock. This is a cosmic realignment through Marijuanautism.”
Marijuanautism by Mind Wave April 9, 2025

The Marijuans

What older people call marijuana in error.
"Say Herbert, can you smell the marijuans?"
The Marijuans by barbiehorror August 5, 2016