maraizo

an adolescent who sucks at something they usually love to do

"god, you remind me of maraizo."

by pecandonym October 10, 2021

Maradolev

A combination between the famous soccer player maradona and the legendary dolev bazov

Maradolev is opening the window.

by Ligma__balayla November 22, 2021

Maridoesnotexist

Amazing and funny mutual go follow her now!! Tt:@maridoesnotexist

Look this new tiktok, it’s funny
Oh it’s maridoesnotexist

by Sharkie<3 January 5, 2022

maradonair

n. Person who has fallen from god-like stature to normalacy through over-indulgence in the pleasures of life.

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How long before Ronaldo becomes a maradonair? Weeks? Days?

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

Maradonalds

A term used to abuse fat germen men on tiktok who unfortunately have a lot on their plate.

"Did you see that fat bloke play football on tiktok"

"Maradonalds......"

by MulletMan420 March 24, 2023

maridon'twanna

What da "just say no to cannabis" campaign is always telling young people to say.

If someone asks you any "juana" questions --- i.e., if "Tijuana" try some "marijuana" --- you may need to actually lie to him when you reply dat you "maridon'twanna", since in reality your naive innocent curious mind may indeed actually "mariwanna" try it "just to see what it's like". No need to feel conscience-pricked for your less-than-honest answer, though... needlessly consuming drugs of any kind is never wise, and it's almost always better to merely tell a lie --- especially to a himself-less-than-honorable person like a narcotics-dealer who therefore doesn't even deserve to always be told da truth, anyway --- than to potentially ruin your entire life (both health-wise and legally) by "making a mistake" with addictive substances.

by QuacksO August 7, 2023

Maradonut

An Argentinian fraud known for handballing goals and sniffing baking powder of his rigged world cup trophy. Known for getting frauded by german ball boys in the world cup as well as bribing Seria A officials to a championship in a farmers league. Finished 8 year old kids known as penaldo merchants will claim that this ghost is better than pessidog.

Person 1: have you heard of maradona?

Person 2: Oh you mean Maradonut the Ancient Fraud?

by realistpessidog August 27, 2023