Maple TA

A retarded method of assessment used by universities to fuck their students up and give them cancer.

Person 1: "Hey have you done the Maple TA yet?"
Person 2: "Nah mate, I don't want to get cancer from that shit yet."

by A Dumb Dude August 23, 2016

MAPLE NIGGER

A substitute for Canadians or people who once lived in Canada.

Man 1: I saw that your daughter is dating an Irish guy

Man 2: Yeah but I'd take that over her dating a maple nigger any day.

by Slamcrunch October 1, 2016

Maple Walnut

When a man dips his testiculs into some maple syrup and then drop there testiculs into there partners mouth.

Joey gave Zoey a Maple Walnut.

by KarlThePanda January 2, 2010

maple syrup

That weird gooey liquid that bleeds out of most Canadians when you cut them open.

PASS THE MAPLE SYRUP HUDSON. WHAT, WE'RE OUT? WELL, I'LL GO GRAB THE MOOSE ANTLERS.

EH

by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

maple syrup

something that has to be on the table before the pancakes

"Maple syrup has to be on the table before the pancakes."
-Rain Man,1988

by bfk94 September 6, 2010

Maple Moocher

An offensive term that stereotypes Canadians in a negative way

Look at that guy with the toonie, what a maple moocher.

by AverageCanadian7567 March 7, 2023

Shady Maple

When someone eats so much food that they can barely walk and have to throw up insanely.

My friend ate so much that he was about to pull a shady maple!

by Baldsoap4927 May 25, 2012