Marist College

Simply definition, the best 4 years you will ever live.

Marist College is for anyone who wants to live the stereotypical college life of Van Wilder or an Animal House beer loving, girl doing macho man

by RedFox'er February 3, 2010

Marist College

Located in sketchy Po-town, Marist seems to be the nicest thing there. Walking around the perfectly cut grass of the campus green with the crazy squirrels, one may see an array of guys with popped collars with baseball hats half off their head. Girls in ugg boots. Also completing the outfit is the ipod, tucked under the shirt, while walking to class so one can listen to 2.3 minutes of music. With 1/3 of the school being from long island (which i guess is the "superior" place to be) then the rest from conn, upperstate NY, new jersey, new england or other. 4 days at LEAST a student will go out to a club/bar/frat and party...and get up for an 8am class.

At Marist College, save a balloon. pop a collar.

by FOXY LADY July 9, 2006

marist college kogarah

home to around 1000 wogs in sydneys kogarah/rockdale region. worst place an aussie can get an education, shithouse school full of ignorant lebs

LEBBO: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FACE! Now let me look up cheap car parts on eBay to put in my rust bucket....
ME: .....loser

by John October 24, 2004

Magistrate

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.

"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."

by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Marist College Kogarah

A place for nerdy Asians who watch anime and wank off to hentai to get bashed by some eshay lebo's. The school that Ahmed Hamoudy, the hardest cunt who created TN's attended.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Marist College Kogarah bro

by Hamoudy_ lover_44 May 22, 2019

magisterofmayhem

1. Extreamly funny, amazing
2. Someone built from fire and rage
3. Dave

by rush68.net March 23, 2003

Masistrain

Masistrain, from Masi(the first known infected person) and strain(a variant or subtype of a virus or bacterium). Masistrain, while similar to gonasyphaherpalaids, varies in that the originating host is known and no HIV has been detected. The Masistrain includes a rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases; Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes, as well as being pussy whipped. Known cures and prevention: Stop fucking random skanks without rubbers, antibiotics, antivirulents, and fist pumping to shitty music.

Yo man, hes got the Masistrain. That chick he's with is off limits now.

by Jon Wu May 12, 2008