Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has.
“Markitis”
“Halitis”
“alexitis”
“Michaelitis”
Are also examples of this condition
“Markitis”
“Halitis”
“alexitis”
“Michaelitis”
Are also examples of this condition
“Oh.. She has Malachitis- just won’t let him go!”
“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”
“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”
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Huda: "I’m a mommy."
Nic: "Mommy?"
Huda: "I’m a mom."
Nic: "Mamacita!"
Huda: "No, I’m a mommy."
Nic: "A mom of what? Like a dog?"
Huda: "I have a daughter."
Nic: "Like in real life?"
Huda: "Yeah."
Nic: "Like a daughter, like a real baby?"
Huda: "Yeah, like a human child."
Love Island USA Season 7, Episode 9
Nic: "Mommy?"
Huda: "I’m a mom."
Nic: "Mamacita!"
Huda: "No, I’m a mommy."
Nic: "A mom of what? Like a dog?"
Huda: "I have a daughter."
Nic: "Like in real life?"
Huda: "Yeah."
Nic: "Like a daughter, like a real baby?"
Huda: "Yeah, like a human child."
Love Island USA Season 7, Episode 9
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1. A slang term for someone so outrageously hot, fierce, and unapologetically stylish they seem to emit carbon dioxide with every hair flip - like global warming, but make it fashion.
2. Describes a femme fatale with maximum drip: hottie fits, nails sharp enough to slice egos, and a makeup game that could cause climate change.
1. A slang term for someone so outrageously hot, fierce, and unapologetically stylish they seem to emit carbon dioxide with every hair flip - like global warming, but make it fashion.
2. Describes a femme fatale with maximum drip: hottie fits, nails sharp enough to slice egos, and a makeup game that could cause climate change.
Mamacita Carbonita (noun):
"Did you see Rosa at the club last night? She was a straight-up Mamacita Carbonita."
"Did you see Rosa at the club last night? She was a straight-up Mamacita Carbonita."
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“Me despistas mucho cuando me contestas mamacita😘.” Means: “You throw me off when you talk back lil mama😘”
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