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Joe Mangle Angle

From then on the angle at which a person looks like a celebrity when they dont do so from other angles was known as the 'Joe Mangle Angle'
Wow sarah really looks like Brad Pitt, but only from that Joe Mangle Angle!
by therealbigdave May 26, 2009
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Sausage Cunt Mangle

When a group of guys using filters to make them look like hot chicks meet for a hot night together.
Those guys were getting ready for a sausage cunt mangle tonight.
by Iphonehuman May 13, 2019
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Bro-mangle

The act of three male buddies doing something fun together that excludes their significant others.
1. Two guys is a bro-mance, three makes a bro-mangle.

2. Hunny, I'm going to have a bro-mangle tonight with Jim and Bob. We're going camping in the woods.
by jeffrey5fingerz July 31, 2013
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Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.
To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.
by Goat May 4, 2004
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dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.
“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night
by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018
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Bitch Mangle

To maneuver clumsily.
Mike flaked out so we had to bitch mangle the piano into the house ourselves.
by ceilingsbro1 December 10, 2018
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manble

The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman
THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012
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